Hello Box Wine Budget friends! I’m back after a kinda long hiatus. But I come bearing good news. Today and tomorrow…that is…May 1 and May 2, I am offering you the opportunity of a LIFETIME!! Yes, you heard right. A LIFETIME!! I can hear you already: What amazing opportunity of a LIFETIME could my good friend possibly be offering? Well…are you sitting? Here goes… I am currently involved in a promotion with Amazon to offer my book, NUMB,to the public for a low, low, VERY low price. Yes, that’s right – TWO “Lows” and one “VERY low.”
NUMB tells the story of an unlikely serial killer. You may even like her. But when an old friend confronts her about his suspicions, he learns a deadly lesson in minding his own business. HINT: you may never go to the dentist again… So, how much would you think a great story like this would be sold for? Hmmm??? What’s that, you say? $19.99? Why, that’s ridiculous. I said this was a great offer, after all. $10.99? Don’t insult me. I wouldn’t want to waste your time pretending that was a great deal. $0.99? Seriously, are you NOT listening to me?? I opened this blog promising you the deal of a LIFETIME…remember? So, it goes: For today and tomorrow ONLY, you can download my kindle book, NUMB, for FREE!!! Yes FREE!
Now, don’t you go fretting if you don’t own a Kindle reader because Amazon is so awesome that they offer a free kindle download for your PC, Mac, iPad, smart phone and probably thousands of other devices. I’m not actually sure about the “thousands” thing, so don’t quote me on that. But you get the picture. So, because your friends here at Life On A Box Wine Budget are such nice people, we are going to include the link for that free kindle download, along with the link for this amazing book. All you have to do is move your little mouse thingy over to the links and click. It’s that easy. We did all the hard work. All that’s left for you to do, then, is cuddle up on this cold, rainy day (at least here in Chicago – we’re all in agreement here that Spring will never come) and read.
Oh, and I’d LOVE if you would be so kind as to leave a review on the Amazon site. Couple sentences is all that’s necessary. Okay, I’ll include a link for that too. Here’s the thing, though. If you love it and leave a great review, that will be awesome and I will be forever in your debt. If you thought it was pretty good and leave a pretty good review, I’ll still love you. If you decided it was so-so and not a complete waste of online clicking, I’ll actually still be cool with that. However, if you hate it, maybe you could just leave me a gently worded message 🙂
THREE EASY STEPS for the deal of a LIFETIME:
Free Kindle App: http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&docId=1000493771
NUMB link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00ELICULY
Amazon Review Site: http://www.amazon.com/NUMB-Casey-Quinn-ebook/product-reviews/B00ELICULY/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
And, THAT, my friends is how I ended up becoming my own pitchman. As you can see, it requires using capital letters A LOT. So, how’d I do?
3 responses to “THE IMPORTANT OVERUSE OF CAPITAL LETTERS Or…How I Unwittingly Became My Own Pitchman”
WOW! I’m SO glad I didn’t miss this chance of a lifetime offer! I GOT IT! THANK YOU! (Gee, that capital letter thing feels therapeutic … almost addicting!)
Did you know someone at Amazon is almost impersonating you as Caisey Quinn with an “I” in the middle of the Casey? Readers should know so they don’t read the wrong stuff.
Hey, could you virtually autograph my kindle copy? Or meet up with me soon so you could sign my t-shirt or forehead?
Haha, you make me laugh, Ed! And, I KNOW about that IMPOSTER, but I’m banking on more people going to her books and accidentally clicking on mine than the other way around. I have a feeling she has a healthier readership than little ol me… Can’t wait to read little Michael’s book. (Sorry, that’s how I think of you guys!)
You share interesting things here. I think that your blog can go viral easily, but you must give it initial boost
and i know how to do it, just type in google for – wcnu traffic increase